With Apologies to South Park

Well, McCon's nominee's a bitch, she's a big nasty bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,
she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch,
and Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch,
then on Sunday just to be different she's a
super right-wing fundamentalist be-atch.

Have you ever seen that Palin bitch?
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,
she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch,

bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch cause-a
she's a stupid bitch,
Palin's a bitch and just a dirty bitch,
Palin is a stinky bitch-ah.