Sunday, September 28, 2008

Saturday, September 27, 2008

Dave Letterman, King-Maker

Letterman-McCain feud enters second hilarious day

Let's see how far Dave is willing to take this. Judging from his remarks last night, this could go on for a while. Letterman, last night:
Here's how it works. You don't come to see me? You don't come to see me? Well, we might not see you on Inauguration Day.

Thursday, September 25, 2008

Suspend the Elections

Memo from McCain to Obama:

A McCain campaign spokesperson had the following statement on wanting to suspend the elections:
We are formally asking the Obama campaign if it is OK to get Bush to temporarily suspend the elections.

It will just be until John McCain is ready to start a running a real campaign.
  • At first we thought rigor mortis was setting in.
  • His doe has been caught in the headlights from the recent economic news.
  • Palin nearly shot him.
  • Did we mention McCain was a POW?
  • This is a time for Democrats and Republicans to come together and put the country first!
  • What else?

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Speaking in Tongues

Bipartisan Memo

Subject: Upcoming Election

There are fewer than two months until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States. The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans.

To show our solidarity as Americans, let's all get together and show our support for the candidate of our choice. It's time that we all came together, Democrats and Republicans alike.

If you plan to vote for Barack Obama, please drive with your headlights on during the day.

If you plan to vote for John McCain, please drive with your headlights off at night!!!!!!!

Sunday, September 14, 2008

Even John McCain Can't Say What Sarah Palin Brings to the Table

In the area of national security:
In an interview done by a local reporter in Maine on free TV, John McCain couldn't even give one example of Sara Palin's experience on foreign affairs, and looks foolish as a result.

How does one qualify the unqualified?

Saturday, September 13, 2008

Friday, September 12, 2008

It's Game Time, Obama!

It's time to get down, get dirty, and roll in the mud. Presidential politics is not bean bags, it's a blood sport. Any thing goes. It's not a question of the size of the bitch, but the size of the fight in the bitch. Who wants this more? Barack or the Babe? Get mean and nasty, Barack.

Just in case anyone doesn't get my point, I voted yes in this poll!

Flip... Flop... Lies... Greed...

McCain and Palin's Top 20
Lies, Myths and Flip-Flops

An on-target Alternet article so you have some talking points for the Rabid Right. For example:

Agents of change? Symbols of feminism? A roundup of these and other ridiculous tall tales coming from McCain's increasingly desperate campaign.
  • According to a study cited by the Huffington Post, John McCain voted in keeping with the president's positions 100 percent of the time in 2008 and 95 percent in 2007.
  • As Politico points out, Palin did put the Alaska-owned plane on eBay. But she failed to sell it. Instead, the state had to go through a private broker to unload the jet and ended up losing money in the transaction.
  • In 1999, McCain made conservatives very unhappy by supporting a moratorium on offshore drilling... McCain can't afford to make conservatives unhappy anymore; his campaign now depends on the rapturous love of a conservative base that is still suspicious of him from when he used to take intelligent positions. So he switched his position on offshore drilling.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

Can we afford to lose Biden as VP

According to Project Vote Smart... his record speaks for itself. Any comments from my bumpy colleagues?

Note: The VP debate will occur on 10/02/08. I wonder if our "October Surprise" will be McCon dumping Palin. One can hope.

With Apologies to South Park

Well, McCon's nominee's a bitch, she's a big nasty bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,
she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch,
and Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch,
then on Sunday just to be different she's a
super right-wing fundamentalist be-atch.

Have you ever seen that Palin bitch?
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,
she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch,

bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch cause-a
she's a stupid bitch,
Palin's a bitch and just a dirty bitch,
Palin is a stinky bitch-ah.

Putrid Palin

Oh Boy! Let's Invade Russia. She doesn't want a cold war, she wants to "bomb, bomb, bomb" the Russians.

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Predict The Next Addition to the Republican Presidential Ticket!

The Contest for Pundit of the Month is now open!

The Republican ticket is shaky - at both Presidential and Vice-Presidential ends - leaking at both orifices, you could say!

Pick the next change to this ticket and you win our Pundit-of-the-Month Award!

First come, first serve! One to a customer. Not twosies or threesies! As soon as you place your bet, no one else can take it from you, unless you change your bet of course.

Contest closes when I say it closes!