Saturday, December 13, 2008
Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Pundit-of-the-Month (December) Contest
Sunday, November 30, 2008
Forecasting No. 44's Cabinet
Predict Members of the Cabinet nominated by the 44th President of the United States.
It's time for another pundit-of-the-month contest.
Here are the rules.
It's time for another pundit-of-the-month contest.
Here are the rules.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Change We Must
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Powell Endorses Obama
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Friday, October 17, 2008
News Flash!
Friday, October 10, 2008
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Pundit of the Month # 2
The Rules:
Nominate/predict/guesstimate up to 19 Members of POTUS #44's Cabinet. Just name the names. You do not have to identify which Department each will head. If your selections are nominated by POTUS #44 to fill some of the following positions, you will score the designated number of points. The Departments are listed in order of the number points to be awards:
5-State = ClintonTherefore if you happen to name the all people selected for these 19 positions (in whatever combination) you would score 53 points.
5-Defense = Gates
5-Attorney General = Holder
5-Treasury = Geithner
4-Director of National Security = Jones
4-President's Chief-of-Staff = Emanuel
3-Ambassador to the United Nations = Rice
3-Homeland Security = Napolitano
3-Environmental Protection Agency
3-Energy
2-Veterans Affairs
2-Labor
2-Interior
2-Commerce = Richardson
1-Transportation
1-Housing and Urban Development,
1-Health and Human Services = Daschle
1-Education
1-Agriculture
Here are some additional technical rules:
- This is open to all who have a registered blogging name. OpenID's are permitted; anonymous nominations are not.
- Nominating ballots can be either public or secret: they can be publicly submitted in comments below, or secretly submitted to me by email. (The subject line should be Cabinet Nominations'.)
- Nominating ballots can be amended, but they have to be re-submitted in full. The last one submitted will be your official entry.
- In the event of a tie, the entry with the earlier date, wins.
- The deadline will be midnight, November 5th, 2008.
- Contest will be scored as soon as POTUS #44 has nominated someone to each of the 16 posts or 30 November, whichever comes first.
- Winner's name will be posted on this blog in perpetuity for Forever Bragging Rights. His blog will also be linked. (Note: The first Blogger-of-the-Month is posted in the upper right-hand corner.)
- Blog Administrator will be the final arbiter, judge, and appellate judge over this contest.
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Wednesday, October 1, 2008
The End of Free-Market Fundamentalism
American News Project:
- But is it really?
- And where is American capitalism headed?
Monday, September 29, 2008
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Dave Letterman, King-Maker
Letterman-McCain feud enters second hilarious day
Let's see how far Dave is willing to take this. Judging from his remarks last night, this could go on for a while. Letterman, last night:
Let's see how far Dave is willing to take this. Judging from his remarks last night, this could go on for a while. Letterman, last night:
Here's how it works. You don't come to see me? You don't come to see me? Well, we might not see you on Inauguration Day.
Allison Ford, New York Pop Culture Examiner
Thursday, September 25, 2008
Suspend the Elections
Memo from McCain to Obama:
A McCain campaign spokesperson had the following statement on wanting to suspend the elections:
A McCain campaign spokesperson had the following statement on wanting to suspend the elections:
We are formally asking the Obama campaign if it is OK to get Bush to temporarily suspend the elections.Interpretation:
It will just be until John McCain is ready to start a running a real campaign.
- At first we thought rigor mortis was setting in.
- His doe has been caught in the headlights from the recent economic news.
- Palin nearly shot him.
- Did we mention McCain was a POW?
- This is a time for Democrats and Republicans to come together and put the country first!
- What else?
Wednesday, September 24, 2008
Monday, September 22, 2008
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Bipartisan Memo
Subject: Upcoming Election
There are fewer than two months until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States. The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans.
To show our solidarity as Americans, let's all get together and show our support for the candidate of our choice. It's time that we all came together, Democrats and Republicans alike.
If you plan to vote for Barack Obama, please drive with your headlights on during the day.
If you plan to vote for John McCain, please drive with your headlights off at night!!!!!!!
There are fewer than two months until the election, an election that will decide the next President of the United States. The person elected will be the president of all Americans, not just the Democrats or the Republicans.
To show our solidarity as Americans, let's all get together and show our support for the candidate of our choice. It's time that we all came together, Democrats and Republicans alike.
If you plan to vote for Barack Obama, please drive with your headlights on during the day.
If you plan to vote for John McCain, please drive with your headlights off at night!!!!!!!
Sunday, September 14, 2008
Even John McCain Can't Say What Sarah Palin Brings to the Table
In the area of national security:
In an interview done by a local reporter in Maine on free TV, John McCain couldn't even give one example of Sara Palin's experience on foreign affairs, and looks foolish as a result.
How does one qualify the unqualified?
In an interview done by a local reporter in Maine on free TV, John McCain couldn't even give one example of Sara Palin's experience on foreign affairs, and looks foolish as a result.
How does one qualify the unqualified?
Saturday, September 13, 2008
Friday, September 12, 2008
It's Game Time, Obama!
It's time to get down, get dirty, and roll in the mud. Presidential politics is not bean bags, it's a blood sport. Any thing goes. It's not a question of the size of the bitch, but the size of the fight in the bitch. Who wants this more? Barack or the Babe? Get mean and nasty, Barack.
Just in case anyone doesn't get my point, I voted yes in this poll!
Just in case anyone doesn't get my point, I voted yes in this poll!
Flip... Flop... Lies... Greed...
McCain and Palin's Top 20
Lies, Myths and Flip-Flops
An on-target Alternet article so you have some talking points for the Rabid Right. For example:
Agents of change? Symbols of feminism? A roundup of these and other ridiculous tall tales coming from McCain's increasingly desperate campaign.
Lies, Myths and Flip-Flops
An on-target Alternet article so you have some talking points for the Rabid Right. For example:
Agents of change? Symbols of feminism? A roundup of these and other ridiculous tall tales coming from McCain's increasingly desperate campaign.
- According to a study cited by the Huffington Post, John McCain voted in keeping with the president's positions 100 percent of the time in 2008 and 95 percent in 2007.
- As Politico points out, Palin did put the Alaska-owned plane on eBay. But she failed to sell it. Instead, the state had to go through a private broker to unload the jet and ended up losing money in the transaction.
- In 1999, McCain made conservatives very unhappy by supporting a moratorium on offshore drilling... McCain can't afford to make conservatives unhappy anymore; his campaign now depends on the rapturous love of a conservative base that is still suspicious of him from when he used to take intelligent positions. So he switched his position on offshore drilling.
Thursday, September 11, 2008
Can we afford to lose Biden as VP
According to Project Vote Smart... his record speaks for itself. Any comments from my bumpy colleagues?
Note: The VP debate will occur on 10/02/08. I wonder if our "October Surprise" will be McCon dumping Palin. One can hope.
Note: The VP debate will occur on 10/02/08. I wonder if our "October Surprise" will be McCon dumping Palin. One can hope.
With Apologies to South Park
Well, McCon's nominee's a bitch, she's a big nasty bitch,
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,
she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch,
and Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch,
then on Sunday just to be different she's a
super right-wing fundamentalist be-atch.
Have you ever seen that Palin bitch?
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,
she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch,
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch cause-a
she's a stupid bitch,
Palin's a bitch and just a dirty bitch,
Palin is a stinky bitch-ah.
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch,
she's a bitch to all the boys and girls.
Monday she's a bitch, on Tuesday she's a bitch,
and Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch,
then on Sunday just to be different she's a
super right-wing fundamentalist be-atch.
Have you ever seen that Palin bitch?
she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
she's a mean old bitch and she has stupid hair,
she's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch,
bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch cause-a
she's a stupid bitch,
Palin's a bitch and just a dirty bitch,
Palin is a stinky bitch-ah.
Putrid Palin
Oh Boy! Let's Invade Russia. She doesn't want a cold war, she wants to "bomb, bomb, bomb" the Russians.
Wednesday, September 10, 2008
Tuesday, September 2, 2008
Predict The Next Addition to the Republican Presidential Ticket!
The Contest for Pundit of the Month is now open!
The Republican ticket is shaky - at both Presidential and Vice-Presidential ends - leaking at both orifices, you could say!
Pick the next change to this ticket and you win our Pundit-of-the-Month Award!
First come, first serve! One to a customer. Not twosies or threesies! As soon as you place your bet, no one else can take it from you, unless you change your bet of course.
Contest closes when I say it closes!
The Republican ticket is shaky - at both Presidential and Vice-Presidential ends - leaking at both orifices, you could say!
Pick the next change to this ticket and you win our Pundit-of-the-Month Award!
First come, first serve! One to a customer. Not twosies or threesies! As soon as you place your bet, no one else can take it from you, unless you change your bet of course.
Contest closes when I say it closes!
Saturday, August 30, 2008
Oh - There's Something About Those Old-Time Republican "Family" Values
Friday, August 29, 2008
McCain's Vice-Presidential Selection Was Predicted!
by our own GetaLife-ReadUrNews!
GAL-RUN selected Sarah Palin from Alaska and thus becomes the winner of Speed Bump's first Pundit-of-the-Month Award to be posted on our side bar until another is selected! Congratulations, Pundit-Extraordinaire!
Suggestions for the next Pundit contest will be welcome in comment section below:
GAL-RUN selected Sarah Palin from Alaska and thus becomes the winner of Speed Bump's first Pundit-of-the-Month Award to be posted on our side bar until another is selected! Congratulations, Pundit-Extraordinaire!
Suggestions for the next Pundit contest will be welcome in comment section below:
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Friday, August 22, 2008
Will the real terrorists stop?
Interior Ministry: US Airstrikes Kill 76 Afghan Civilians
Afghanistan’s Interior Ministry released a statement regarding the incident. In it they announced that 76 people, all civilians, had actually been killed in the strike. Among those killed were seven men, 19 women, and 50 children under the age of 15. The Independent quotes council member Saeed Sharif as saying the victims “were attending a holy Koran recitation” when the bombing began.
Afghanistan’s Interior Ministry released a statement regarding the incident. In it they announced that 76 people, all civilians, had actually been killed in the strike. Among those killed were seven men, 19 women, and 50 children under the age of 15. The Independent quotes council member Saeed Sharif as saying the victims “were attending a holy Koran recitation” when the bombing began.
At what cost...?
Listed by:
In a departure from tradition, the Bush Administration has banned photographs of the flag-draped coffins of fallen troops returning from Iraq, citing concerns about the families' privacy. This controversial decision came under scrutiny when photos taken by a cargo worker in Kuwait were published in the Seattle Times.
You can see the photos at Honor the Fallen main page and the gallery.
- Month
- Before April 30, 2003
- May 1st, 2003 and After
- By Type of Injury
- By State
In a departure from tradition, the Bush Administration has banned photographs of the flag-draped coffins of fallen troops returning from Iraq, citing concerns about the families' privacy. This controversial decision came under scrutiny when photos taken by a cargo worker in Kuwait were published in the Seattle Times.
You can see the photos at Honor the Fallen main page and the gallery.
A Hand to Iraq from Iran
BAQUBA, Aug 7 (IPS) The crisis over electricity failure grows as summer temperatures climb and a drought plagues Iraq. It is a crisis Iran is using to help Iraqis where the U.S. has failed.
But bad as it is, the situation has been improving over the past four months – with Iran's assistance. The Bush administration and western companies like Bechtel have failed to deliver on promises to improve infrastructure.
Dahr Jamail's MidEast Dispatches
But bad as it is, the situation has been improving over the past four months – with Iran's assistance. The Bush administration and western companies like Bechtel have failed to deliver on promises to improve infrastructure.
Dahr Jamail's MidEast Dispatches
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